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Helena Millais was an English actress, comedienne, and writer. She was Britain's first recorded broadcast comedian, appearing on the Marconi's London Radio Station 2LO on 20 October 1922 as cockney character \"Our Lizzie\" two days after the BBC formed as a company and three weeks before the Corporation's first broadcast.
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