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Gaillères is a commune in the Landes department in Nouvelle-Aquitaine in southwestern France.
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Saint Ambrose barring Theodosius from Milan Cathedral is a painting of c. 1619–20 by Anthony van Dyck in the National Gallery, in London.
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