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Heřmanov is a municipality and village in Žďár nad Sázavou District in the Vysočina Region of the Czech Republic. It has about 200 inhabitants.
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The Jama Masjid, also known as the Jama Mosque, is a Friday mosque in Dildarnagar, in the Ghazipur District of the state of Uttar Pradesh, India. The 18th-century mosque is the oldest mosque in the village, and is situated 500 metres (1,600 ft) from the railway junction on Railway Station Road.
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