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When Red is Black is Qiu Xiaolong's third Inspector Chen mystery and provides an insightful look into modern China.
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Gagea liotardii is a Eurasian and North African species of plants in the lily family. It is a bulb-forming perennial up to 15 cm tall. Flowers are generally bright yellow to yellow-green. Its native range stretches from Spain and Morocco to Mongolia.
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Craig Sword is an American professional basketball player for the Kaohsiung Aquas of the Taiwan Professional Basketball League (TPBL). He played college basketball for the Mississippi State Bulldogs.
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